» The tale of Eilidh, the 22-year-old, awkwardly named, Scottish woman-child. Photographer, Disney-obsessive, ex-Disney World custodial cast member, ex-Disneyland Paris cast member, cat lady, flamingo lady, camp man in a straight woman's body and all-round badass (somewhat). Sit back and enjoy the madness.
My step-dad bought a packet of carrots specifically because of the Brave packaging. They had a competition to win a trip to Gleneagles. Instead I won this phone wallpaper. It’s not Gleneagles but I’ll live with it.